‘Big Brother’ database for phones and e-mails - Times Online - Problem-Reaction-Solution
- Problem: Arab cavemen who terrorize decent peace-loving nations like the UK and the USA.
- Reaction: This ain't quite as scary as plant food but for God's sake Mr Brown, do something.
- Solution: OK, we'll monitor every phone call you make, every email you send and receive, and time you spend on the internet.